Quote of the Moment:
"If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up."
- Hunter S. Thompson

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Rosie

This is Rosie. Last weekend, my boss went out of town, leaving me the responsibility of taking Rosie up to his sister's house in Logan. It's about an hour and a half drive and she always breathes her nasty dog breath in my face so I never really look forward to these trips, but being paid to drive a dog around isn't that bad. It should be noted that Rosie is getting old. Like as in really old in dog years. I'm pretty sure she's almost 13 or something. So I have to lift her into and out of the truck and stuff.

Well, I went up to John's house to get her for the trip, and I'm calling her name and she isn't coming. I'm looking all over the house and she is no where to be found. I look outside and no sign of her out there either. I'm just about to call John when I go into the master bedroom and there she is: laying on the floor motionless with her mouth hanging open and eyes closed. From the moment I saw her I knew it wasn't good. I call her name, nothing. I snap my fingers in front of her face, nada. She's unresponsive. So I did what I do whenever I'm in an awkward situation: I get Jeff involved. I figured if I needed to come up with a good story or someone to help me bury the body, Jeff would have my back. So I'm on the phone with him, trying to sort this out when John calls. I hang up with Jeff, and answer.

John: "How's it going, Jake?"
Me: "Uh, it's going..."
John: "Is everything okay?"
Me: "Um... I think so."
John: "What's going on?
Me: "I think your dog is dead."
John: (long pause) "Are you sure?"
Me: (after recounting the condition I found her in) "She isn't even breathing that I can see."
John: "Did you clap your hands really loud?"
Me: "Uh, no...???" (thinking to myself: "What the heck difference does that make?! Does she need an intro to get off the floor?")
John: "She's deaf so try that."

It would have been REALLY nice to know that freaking dog is DEAF before I went in and thought she was dead. I clapped my hands "really loud" like he said and she hops right up like she's back from the dead and nothing is wrong! I'm still not convinced she's all there, though, because she walked around a bit then plopped back on the floor and wouldn't get up. After cursing her under my breath and telling her, "Rosie! Get off the ground! Stand up!" I ended up carrying her out into the truck.

The rest of the drive consisted of: "Rosie! Sit down!" or "Rosie! Stop breathing on me!" and "Rosie! Eat your pills!" It was a long drive, but I got here there. Surprisingly, she was still alive when I went to pick her up on Monday. The ride back wasn't as bad, except that she had rancid gas. It was horrible. Hopefully, John doesn't take another vacation for a while.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Canyons, Formally Known as The Canyons

Tyson hooked me up with his buddy pass for the season at what is now known as Canyons, formally The Canyons! I know, I'm one lucky guy. Anyway, we took our first trip up several weeks ago and it couldn't have been a more perfect day. Completely bluebird and prime for the shred. The best part: our bearded beanies. The natives were loving them. It was prime to be sure and we had a great time. And Tyson killed it for only being his first few times going. The kid's a stud. We went up again last weekend and I'll throw up some new pics when I get them. Until then, enjoy the bearded goodness!

Beards are beautiful.



Me and Tyson's friend, Will. Even while we sit we still "RIDE"

Will on the chair.


Rob's 15 Seconds

A few weeks ago it was reported that Taco Bell didn't use real meat in their food. (Not really a shocker, but... yeah.) So Rob was on Bookface (aka Facebook) and posted a comment about his take on the Taco Bell-gate that was going down. Watching the local news later that night, Rob got his 15 seconds of fame. Check it!

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Book Club, Dodge Ball

For last month's Book Club activity, we decided to play some good ol' fashioned dodge ball! (Isn't there some super deep saying that goes, "Life is just one big game of dodge ball."?) It's funny because it really doesn't matter how old or young you are, dodge ball is one of those things that's always fun. And nothing beats watching a bunch of 20 and 30 year olds running around a gym pelting each other with balls. Boys will be boys... The funniest part of all is that I don't think any of us could throw anything for the next 4 days!

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Owl Creek

Another chapter has been written by theBRIGADE! Our search for exploration and adventure took us down to Owl Creek in southern Utah's Grand Gulch Plateau outside of Blanding. That area is quickly becoming our new stomping grounds for sure! There are so many amazing areas to explore down there and Owl Creek was definitely one of them. That being said, it turned out to be different than expected.

Jeff and his curry reach "Canyon Country"
We left on a Thursday after work. Paul and I met up and then went down to SLC to meet Jeff. He had just gotten out of class and was waiting for us at Thai Siam, his favorite restaurant. We were a little behind schedule, so he was waiting for us for some time. When we finally pulled up, he was literally surrounded by every Thai chick that worked in that place! Paul and I just stared as they followed him out into the rain, filling his arms with curry-based food and soup, wishing him luck and imploring us to bring him back safely. ("Have fun, Jeffwy! Be safe, Jeffwy!") He later informed us that they're all married, but it doesn't matter. They're now known officially as "Jeff's Harem."

The trip down was pretty uneventful and we like it that way. We had rain off and on, and Utah County (aka "Crappy Valley") was horrible, as usual, but overall it was smooth sailing. We rocked a smooth playlist of snowboard film inspired songs and Jeff played "Plants vs Zombies." There was one incident, however, that got us a little worried. We'd just passed through Blanding and we're heading down the highway when the back window rolls down, we get a blast of cold air, and I look back to see Paul hanging halfway out the window! Jeff and I both are yelling at him to see what's he's doing and he wouldn't respond. Turns out he had some jerky stuck in his craw (throat) and tried to wash it down with some water which didn't work either, hence hanging out the back window while we drove down the highway at excessive rates of speed in the dark. We finally pulled over and he was able to clear his craw and we had a good chuckle as we made our way towards the trail head.

The road in!

We finally found the ranger station and wound our way the 5 miles down the dirt road which was covered in six inches of snow to the trail head. We pulled in shortly after midnight and quickly set up the tent and climbed in for the night. We awoke the next morning to a beautiful sunny day with hardly a cloud in the sky! It was completely bluebird and absolutely gorgeous to look out over the desert covered in snow. It was such a nice day, that we took a lot longer than we should have making breakfast, preparing our packs, and heading down the trail. We didn't even start hiking until nearly 11 o'clock, but we couldn't be more happy. We had plans to go down Owl Creek Canyon on day 1, make camp and leave our packs where the trail joined with Fish Creek Canyon, continue downstream to see more ruins, and finally come out the Fish Creek side on day 2. After a short 15 minutes of hiking, we reached the canyon rim and the scenery fell into a massive gorge. It was breathtaking to see, especially with all the snow that was covering the red rock and frozen waterfalls and ice formations. We made our way down into the canyon carefully, jumping from boulder to boulder at times, sitting and sliding other times, and even removing and lowering down our packs. It was about this time that I remembered how the description of this trail on the websites we had read were described simply as "rocky." That definitely was an understatement. It was very slow going and we had to use extra care as everything was more slippery than usual.




As we moved down deeper and deeper into the canyon, we reached a 30 foot overhang that held our first Anasazi ruin. This has to be the coolest one that I've ever seen to date. As I said, it was tucked under a huge overhang that would have been an incredible waterfall during the runoff. Again, it was difficult finding a way down as the rock cairns and trail was covered in snow, but we made it. We spend quite a while at the dwelling, looking at the multiple structures that were part of the the site. As we were taking pictures, I looked up on the wall above us and saw a large panel of hand prints about 10 or 12 feet above the floor. It was so awesome. Some were more faded than others, but I was able to count at least 30 of them in different sizes lining the wall. You can't help but wonder how many people or even how many generations once lived in this spot, carving out a lifestyle in what at first glance would be a very barren wilderness. After spending more and more time around these areas, however, it doesn't seem so barren after all. And being in this spot, I could really appreciate the beauty that surrounded this dwelling. Definitely one of the coolest spots I've ever been.
  






The temperature had been climbing steadily as we rested at the Anasazi ruin, and our peaceful revelry was abruptly interrupted as a huge chuck of ice fell from the overhang above and crashed down right in front of us. It was about that time that we decided we'd better getting moving. We were still too near the rim and we felt vulnerable as we skirted the cliff walls, taking turns so two could watch above while one scrambled to the next safe zone. Nothing of serious consequence happened, but we were happy to get to the canyon floor and have more open space around us.


We felt like we were making decent time as we moved down the canyon and stopped shortly for a snack. The day couldn't have been more perfect for hiking as it was warm and sunny enough to feel comfortable, but cool enough to keep your body from sweating a lot under the heavy packs. The scenery was absolutely amazing and we passed several more frozen waterfalls and rock formations. The trail got more difficult to find, however, as we moved into the more narrow part of the canyon with taller walls. With less direct sunlight, the snow became deeper and the trail disappeared completely. We were left to blaze our own trail and try to pick our way through tall weeds, rock ledges, and tall trees. This is where we lost the most time, and the most energy. We climbed up on a higher ledge to rest and looked at the map. While we knew we were moving slow, we thought we'd still make it to the confluence by nightfall. The canyon opened up again shortly thereafter and we were able to pick up our pace.





Around 2:00 or so, we stopped for what was intended to be an nice lunch, but quickly turned into a disappointing break. The trail had cut back on itself and took us back north along another deep drop further into the canyon. Upon consulting the map, this was the spot we thought we had passed over an hour before. Clearly we were moving slower than we thought and we realized we wouldn't make it to the confluence by dark. So we decided to keep moving until we found a good spot for the night and make the most of it. We dropped down into the bottom of the canyon and continued south for another hour or so until we found a  nice sandy spot near the canyon wall near the stream bed. It turned out to be a fantastic spot to camp, with plenty of wood and water. Other than Jeff sitting in a cactus, it was prime conditions for sure! (Huh? Oh yeah, Jeff somehow went "cactus butt" on us and I had to dig out the spines with my knife. No big deal. We're professionals.) We enjoyed the rest of the evening just sticking around camp telling stories, taking pictures, and enjoying being outside.


Picking cactus spines out of Jeff's rear.




As a quick side note, I have the growing suspicion that the other guys, Jeff especially, don't enjoy sleeping by me outside anymore. Ever since Dark Canyon when I had the greatest 13+ hour sleep of my life, I've been a rock star at sleeping outside. I just kinda let my body go and I slip into what I call the "RAD Sleep Cycle" (like REM sleep, but more rad, ya know?). Anyway, that night was another RAD Sleep night. I'm pretty sure I was asleep before they had even zipped up their bags and I guess I was snoring pretty good as well. Amber says I don't snore at all, unless I'm really tired. But I don't know what their problem is because I slept great! Didn't wake up once and felt amazing in the morning. Jeff and Paul seemed a little grouchy the next day. Haters. Let a playa play, let a sleepa sleep!


Anyway, we got up, had a great breakfast sesh, filtered and filled water bottles, and headed back up the trail the way we had come. The weather was substantially warmer on day 2 than the day before and the snow was melting fast. We moved back up the canyon, this time having more luck following the rock cairns and the trail. As we approached the spot where we'd stopped to look at the map, we were hugging the left cliff wall and moving steadily towards the top. Jeff was in the lead, followed by myself, then Paul. As we got closer, the trail became a little more difficult to follow and the cliff more sheer and steep. We started to doubt the integrity of this "trail" but we could see the edge and it looked as though we could make it to the top without any problem. That's where we ran into a problem.

Again, Jeff was in front and less than 10 feet below the top, he got stuck. From where I stood, it looked like he could reach the top without any issue, but from where he was, there was no way up or down. Somehow he'd made it up enough that he couldn't make it back to where I was, especially with his heavy pack on. With nowhere to go, Paul went back down the trail and came up around us following the way we went the previous day. It took time to take the longer route and Jeff was holding on that entire time with very little space to move or rest himself. By the time Paul was above him lowering the rope, Jeff's legs had begun to shake from being stuck in the same uncomfortable position for so long. It's times like these that your mind and body start to do their own thing and it's a struggle to keep calm and focused. Even tying a simple knot can require a lot more thought than usual while trying to keep a level head. I climbed up below Jeff and helped him get his pack off and secured to the rope, allowing Paul to pull it up. Without the heavy pack on, it was a lot easier for Jeff to tie himself off and work his way to the top. When my turn came, I sent up my pack and then ascended to where Jeff was. I can not for the life of me figure out how he got there with a pack on. Again, it looked so accessible from down below, but when you got to that point, there was nowhere to go. I tied myself off and they pulled me up.



As we sat and rested for a few minutes, Jeff and I pondered how we'd ended up in yet another interesting situation. It's not that we mean to find ourselves in precarious situations, sometimes they find us. It wasn't that we were in serious danger by any means, but it was a time to extend ourselves and use our skills to get out of a tough spot. In the end, we just have to be stoked that once again, we've proven ourselves and our skills and made it out okay. It's learning, it's lessons, it's experience... it's LIFE. And this is why I love being out in the wilderness with Jeff. We've been through a lot together, and this cliff was just a small part of the great whole that we've been through. Now adding Tim and Paul and others to our group, our crew is tight. This is the stuff that makes theBRIGADE more than just t-shirts and snowboarding fame aspirations. Like Jeremy Jones said, "Your crew is the most important part... Maybe you need your boy to rip his shirt off his back and wrap it around your head. Who knows?" I'm so stoked for my crew!



We made good time the rest of the way up the canyon. As I said, the trail was much easier to follow and we were able to see how far off the beaten path we were on the way down. We stopped again later to enjoy the sun, remove some layers from the heat, and eat before ascending back up to the ruin. With some time to kill, we stopped below the Anasazi site for a while. Jeff and Paul took pictures and I took a nap. Haha. This is another reason why being with Jeff and now Paul is great: they take amazing pics. I like to snap a few myself and enjoy the angles and stuff, but these guys with their cameras make it an art form. Again, our crew is TIGHT.
 
Jeff captures me during the nap sesh.



Saying goodbye to the ruin.
After Paul nearly had an ice chunk fall on him (hit within 5 feet!), we decided it was time to head out. We scaled up the boulders until we were looking down once again on the ruin, then climbed back up and out of the canyon to the rim. By the time we reached the truck, we were wet and covered in red mud. The increasing heat had quickly turned the pristine white wonderland into a potential red mud pit. We threw our gear in the truck and spun and slid our way back up the road. Even in 4 wheel drive we had to an interesting ride out, but we made it without incident. We pulled into Blanding and helped ourselves to some Subway. There was a girl's volleyball team there that was giving Paul eyes like he was a fresh meatball sub. But Jeff and I looked so trail-worn and tough that they kept their distance. (Actually, maybe it was the smell...) Anyway, made it back safe and sound and ready to go again! Prime adventure to be sure. Disappointed at first that we didn't make it down where we wanted to, but who had the stones to hit up Owl Creek in the middle of January?! Nobody but us.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Lost in SLC

This was quite the experience for sure... A few days before going on a backpacking trip to Owl Creek with theBRIGADE, I'm sitting in class with plans to meet up with Jeff and Paul in Salt Lake City for some supplies for our trip. I'm texting both of them to set up the meeting place and get everything in order. Jeff was finishing up class and I was to meet him Downtown and then join Paul at the store. I had the distinct feeling that I should probably make sure Paul had Jeff's number, so I sent it to him and waited out the rest of my class to finish. As soon as I walk out of the building, I send Jeff a text saying: "I'm out." and then... BLANK SCREEN. I don't know what happened, but my iPhone just blanked out. I couldn't turn it back on, I couldn't reset it, NOTHING. So I'm out in Taylorsville, Jeff is Downtown, Paul is around 3300 South, and I have absolutely no way to get ahold of them.

I'm frantically trying to think of what to do and finally decide that I'll go to Paul, because he's closer, and we'll call Jeff since I'd listened to my feelings and sent his number to Paul. That was a great plan... but Paul wasn't at the store where I thought he was. Not wanting to waste time, I headed straight to Downtown to pick up Jeff. It's now been quite a while since I had said I was out of class, but I hoped he'd still be at the Burger King waiting. Well,  he wasn't. 0 for 2.

This was when I got really frustrated. I'm in SLC, no way to get a hold of those guys, they're probably worried, and my phone is broken. Desperate to reach them, I start asking people in Burger King if I could borrow their cell phone to make a call, but nobody obliged. Looking back, it probably looked really dumb to be asking homeless-looking guys for a cell phone... I finally talked the BK people into letting me use their phone, and then my next problem: I don't remember Jeff's number. I remembered the last 4 digits, but I couldn't get the first 3 correct.

Finally, I gave up. I thought about going back down to 3300 to see if they were at the store, but opted to go to the Apple Store at the Gateway to fix my phone instead. I got to the Apple Store and the place is PACKED. There's also like 20 employees working, which seemed promising, but of course, there's only 3 "geniuses" there to diagnose problems. And so I was told I'd have to wait an hour because I didn't have an appointment. I tried calling Jeff again, but still couldn't get the number right. I was so mad at myself for being so dependant on my iPhone that I didn't even know his number. Stupid. Absolutely stupid.

Finally, an employee came over and asked what I was waiting for. I explained what happened again and she said, "Can I try something that worked for me once?" She took my phone, plugged it into the wall, and told me to wait for a few minutes. She came back, and it turned on! I was in shock because it was working just like normal. She said that nobody taught her that, but she had happened to try it once on her own device. The funny thing was that I had tried plugging my phone into my truck charger, but nothing happened. So I called Jeff, finally, and thankfully Paul had picked him up and they even grabbed some supplies for me as well. We concluded that Paul was at the trax station getting Jeff when I was at the store looking for him. So it all worked out in the end.

I was really frustrated that night because of what happened, being ill-prepared and not knowing Jeff's number, missing my Elders Quorum visits because I was late, and also for praying for inspiration and getting nothing in response. I keep trying to pray to know what I should do and I just didn't feel anything... I explained my feelings to Amber later that night and she just looked me in the eyes and said, "I feel really strongly that this was supposed to happen to you tonight to keep you from doing what you had planned. I don't know why, but for some reason, you weren't supposed to go the way you'd intended." And at that moment, I knew she was right. I have no idea why it happened. It wasn't like I was going into a bad part of town or doing something stupid. But for some reason, my plans needed to change. I'm so grateful for divine intervention and to be able to have a wife who can recognize the Spirit so clearly to help me understand for myself.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Old Booth

I recently got this new app for the iPhone called "Old Booth." It has a bunch of backdrops of old yearbook pics and such where you can put your own face into it. Amber thought it was kinda lame (which it IS), but some turned out quite nice if I do say so myself. Let's just say, I'm growing my hair out to match the first pic below! Enjoy!

Senior Year, Voted "Most Likely To Go Bald"

Senior Prom (I didn't have a date)


Tuesday, February 1, 2011

5 Years!!!

On January 3, we celebrated our FIVE year wedding anniversary! It was so awesome. I can't believe that it's already been 5 years... Definitely been the best of times. It's especially fantastic this year that we have Jeremy who's been such a joy and blessing to us and to now have another one on the way... I couldn't be any happier in my life. We've accomplished so much together in such a short time. Hard to believe it, really. I've never met anyone so dedicated and determined than Amber. When she puts her mind to something, there's no doubt that she'll be able to accomplish it. She's so strong in so many ways. It's funny because I used to be able to pick out things she did better than I do so easily, but now it's not what "she" does or "I" don't do well. It's all about what "WE" can do together. Some of my friends have asked me, "How did you know she was the one? What was it?" In truth, it wasn't just one thing. And it wasn't a light turning on one day. I ALWAYS KNEW. I knew it when I was 16 that she was my everything. I knew she'd be there waiting for me on my mission. I know it again every day I come home from work. She's the greatest person I've ever known, who I look up to most, and is my best friend. I love her so much with all my heart... I made this video for her for our anniversary. Enjoy!


Haha so yeah, it was pretty awesome. She really enjoyed it. And yes, she got the bling in the end! :) We went out to dinner several times, had a nice escape for one night at the Hilton, went to the movies, and just enjoyed being together and being with Jeremy. Thanks for the 5 greatest years of my life, babe! I can't wait for tomorrow!

The Proposal

So Tim was pretty anxious to get back to Utah after Christmas to see his girlfriend. (Something about a "stirring of special feelings" or something.) Anyway, the other reason he was anxious to get back was because he had big plans for Tay on New Year's Eve... He fashioned himself a homemade hot air balloon and got some goodies and had me and Paul Carter help him out. It was bitter cold that night in Sugarhouse Park, but we put the old tB motto into practice: "Hook a brother up!" So me and Paul set up the balloon and ring and flowers and candles up next to the stream and made it all pretty-like and hit ourselves behind a pavilion to watch the show. They sure did take a long time waxing for how cold it was outside... You'd think that they'd consider two guys freezing their tails off instead of kissing so much! (Jk, bro.) Anyway, she said yes, so that's good. Seems like she was pretty stoked on it as well. Mission accomplished. Another step for theBRIGADE, proposal party planners. No big deal!

The balloon

The map

The setup

Love is in the air... and on the ground!