Quote of the Moment:
"If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up."
- Hunter S. Thompson

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Jeremy Being 2

Here's some recent pictures of Jeremy being Jeremy, the 2-year-old edition:

Picking peas in the garden.

"Fixing" his gate with his power drill like Daddy.

Painting his toes like Mommy.

The fort we built together.

Our water park of a backyard.

Jeremy's new tent with customized side entrance tube!

Sock on the arm, Daddy's plaid shoes, and his elephant hat... Word.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Softball Playoffs Game #1

The Playoffs have begun for softball! Too bad it wasn't a good start for us... It just was a bad news game all around. This was the 3rd time that we had played this team and we had beat them pretty soundly the two previous. This just wasn't our night. It was one of those games where they just hit balls in the right spots and found our holes. Our offense sputtered after being so in sync the previous game. We fell behind in the first inning and could never catch up. We had a couple good innings where we scored a few runs, but just couldn't get that big rally going. I think the only throw out at first that we had all game was when Colby played a grounder to me from third in the very last inning. That's pretty bad for us because we usually are so crisp in the infield. Oh well. It's double elimination so hopefully we can get it going again in two weeks for game #2...

Dad Life

This video is epic. Enough said. Thanks again, YouTube!

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

4th of July/Montana

We had such an awesome 4th of July weekend! We went up to visit Mom and Dad in Montana and Tim was able to bring Tay with him too. We got up late on Friday night and spent most of Saturday enjoying the time away from work and responsibility. Mom and Amber and Tay got their craft on and Dad, Tim, and I took Jeremy on four wheeler rides, to see Willey Lake, and to pet the horses. He sure does love it up there. I also installed Dad's new flat screen TV and we loaded the old big screen into our truck. We got into the hot tub that night and we were enjoying the hot water when Tim and I decided it would be quite the rush to jump off the bridge into the river! It took about 20 minutes of pep talk, motivation, and stupidity to get ready, but we made up our minds and went for it! We both took a couple steps back, ran, and jumped off the bridge into the river! That water was... COLD! But as we came out gasping for breath, it felt like such a rush! It was amazing... So amazing, in fact, that we decided to do it again! We should have stopped at one plunge because that second one was even more cold. Like as in making your lungs hurt to breathe and giving you a headache. Haha. Here's a couple of pictures:


Sunday morning, we got ready for church and took our truck with the big TV down to Jackson. So another topic that came up in the hot tub was about some of our memories growing up on the ranch and we started talking about how cool it would be for Tay and Amber to see a beaver dam getting blown up with dynamite. I remembered that Dad had said that Grandpa had mentioned having a beaver dam backing up the river and wanting to blow it up... So obviously I had to try to make it happen! So Dad and I sat down behind Grandpa and I said, as manner of factly and as loud as possible, "HEY, DAD, DIDN'T GRANDPA WANT TO BLOW UP A BEAVER DAM? WE SHOULD DO IT THIS WEEKEND SINCE I'M UP HERE TO HELP..." Grandpa turned around and it couldn't have been more perfect. "You know, Scott, we could try to get rid of that beaver dam after Church. We just need to find the fuses." A sly grin crossed my face and I immediately started praying for those fuses to become found! I couldn't wait to get back up to the ranch. But first... we had to dump that TV! We took it to the dumpsters and found 3 gophers living fat and happy inside on the trash. That was weird. So we figured they better have a big screen TV to watch with the buffet!

Back up at the ranch, we changed our clothes, loaded up the picnic basket, and picked up Grandpa and Grandma. We also found... the fuses!!! Oh man... it was like Christmas had come early. Like we'd won the lottery. Like we had a whole stick of dynamite and were about to blow up a beaver dam!!! We had an awesome picnic out in the forest next to a stream with hamburgers, fruit, jello, and all the trimmings. It was great. We even had a boat race down the stream. Only one of the boats made it all the way, but it was a blast. And then, it was time... It took a couple tries to get the fuse to light, but when it did, it was like pure magic:


So we finished off our 4th with some great fireworks, the last of the Wyoming stash, and made our way back home on Monday afternoon. Great trip!

Softball Game #8

This game was EPIC! We played a pretty good team and it was a dog fight from start to finish. They scored 3 on us in the first, and we only managed one. In the second inning, we held them scoreless as our defense started clicking and we took the lead 7 to 3. Tim and I unleashed our new home run handshake during the rally and it was sick! The crowd loved it. We played really well, but they held their ground and stayed with us within a few runs. We went into the last inning up 13-9, but they gave us their all that last at bat and started scoring runs. Even though they went up by one, I just knew we'd finish the game off. Bottom of the "ninth," I was up first and got a single. The game seemed on the verge of a breaking point with the lady behind me being one of our weak hitters. She hit a slow roller up the middle and I knew they'd try to throw me out at second. I got a good jump off the crack of the bat and slid head first into second and beat the throw! Tim was up next and knocked me in and the game was tied! Our hot bats continued and Colby hit in Tim for the winning run! What a game! Time for the playoffs... Record: 6-2.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Softball Game #7

While we were gone to Girl's Camp, the team played game #7. This was the team that we played our very first game and beat pretty soundly. This time around was a little closer. In the end, we won again! And apparently my brother is some kind of mutant freak on the softball field! Tim was all over the place catching balls in left field and making plays and getting hits. A ball was popped into shallow left on one play and the shortstop was backpedaling to catch it while Tim was running in. The shortstop missed the catch but Tim slid in right between his legs to catch the ball! Yeah. That's my bro. Record: 5-2.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Girl's Camp

Well, my friends, I've been to the other side and back again. I've spent the better part of my life wondering what goes on at Girl's Camp and now I know. I was able to witness the females in the wilderness and did extensive observations on their dialog and behavior. While I wasn't sure how I would be received, they welcomed me into their tribe and even presented me with what they call a "camp craft." Haha. Being completely honest, I think I had more fun than they did! I gotta admit, I was skeptical going into this week. I wasn't skeptical of Amber and how much hard work and time she'd put into the planning and preparation, but come on, it's "Girl's Cramp," right? Well, it was great. We met the girls on Tuesday morning and got all their gear (girls pack LOTS of stuff...) into the truck and trailer and drove up through Brigham City and over the pass into Wellsville. From there it was off through Hyrum and Avon to Porcupine Reservoir. We got to our campsite and I think we weren't even there an hour before someone saw a snake. We were still unloading the trailer when the girls saw a huge rattlesnake in the middle of camp. I watched it scoot into the bushes and kept watch while one of the other leaders when to get a camp host. I really wanted to shoot it, but seeing as there are "no guns allowed..." ;) Anyway, about 30 minutes later, they came back with a shovel, but by then the snake was gone. The girls were pretty nervous after that and being the opportunist extraordinaire that I am, I took full advantage later. See, we went the rest of the day around camp and saw 3 more snakes. So by the time the girls were ready for bed, snakes were definitely on their minds. I waited until the Laurels went to the bathrooms to get ready for bed and I hit in the bushes right next to the trail with a pill bottle. Then when they were right next to me, I shook it with a perfect "schhh-- chhh-- chhh--" sound and the girls SCREAMED!! One of the girls was smarter than the others and took off running towards camp while the others just grouped together screaming bloody murder... until they heard my laughter over the sound of their screams! I was ROLLING! Probably one of the greatest moments of my life. :) Anyway, I had a great diamond shelter set up in the trees just a stone's throw away from camp. Here's some pics:

Day 2 was pretty chill. Woke up early and got breakfast ready and chilled around camp while the girls did their thing. We made sack lunches and went on a hike later that morning in search of Rosie's Mine. It was an enjoyable hike without much incident. We got to cross the river several times on the way up and some of the girls somehow got wet... really weird. ;) Anyway, we made our way up the trail until we found an old abandoned building with an arrow on a sign pointing up the trail to the mine. While everyone else sat down for lunch, I hiked up the trail behind the shack for over a mile before turning back without finding anything. When I got back down to the girls, we found another less distinct trail leading through the bushes the other direction... right to the mouth of the mine! Yeah, it was right there. Haha. It was a pretty sick mine. We went quite a ways back into the mine until our light started to die. Definitely worth going back some day to explore a little more.

We saw a couple more snakes on the way back and spent the rest of the day around camp playing games and stuff. That was another cool thing about camp, I learned some fun new games. Also on day 2, one of the girls found and snake on the edge of camp and wanted to kill it. So I gave her the shovel and all the other girls gathered around. She snuck up behind it, took a deep breath and... Stab! Followed by all the girls screaming. She pulled back the shovel and... Stab--SCREAM! Stab--SCREAM! It was hilarious. The dead snake would later end up in front of some of the other girls' tent and even the bathroom... neither of which were my doing. No really, it wasn't me!

Day 3 was another beautiful sunny day, warmer than the others. One of the girls had really bad allergies and her eyes got so bad from rubbing them that they got swollen shut. We had the opportunity to give her a priesthood blessing and it was one of those times that you want so badly for it to work quickly so that she might be able to gain a testimony of its power. It wasn't immediate, but sure enough her eyes were healed and she spent the rest of camp without any other serious issues. Just awesome... It wasn't long before the girls were asking about getting in the water. We all climbed into cars and drove back out to the reservoir, saw a couple more snakes (I think we saw over 10 by the end of the week), and spent the next couple of hours swimming. We found a nice little rope swing as well. That pretty much wore me out! In fact, I fell asleep at the table when we got back to camp. Right as I was drifting off to sleep, I had that thought that I should just go to sleep in my shelter... But I ignored it. And when I woke up, my shelter was knocked down, covered in sticks and logs, and my sleeping bag and pad up in a tree. Haha. That's what happens when you let down your guard. I have to admit, it would've been a great prank... that is if they wouldn't have just left to shower right after! So I just went over and took all their stuff out of their tent and threw it into the willows. Shortly thereafter, rocks and sticks were found under the leaders' tents and their air mattresses deflated. (Again, not my doing!) Yep, the pranking spirit was alive and well. Amber planned an awesome dinner that night and the bishop came up to spend the evening as well. It was awards night as well and yours truly took home the "Best Camp Prankster" award. Needless to say, I was stoked. Don't worry, I framed it and put it in my shop!

The testimony that night was really great. I realized this weekend that I've been pretty scared about having a baby girl some day. Not that I don't want a girl, quite the contrary in fact. But I didn't have any sisters. I don't know anything about girls. And I would just die if anything happened to her... But this week, I saw how strong and good girls can be. And somehow, I just know that everything will be ok. And that's really cool to feel.

Day 4, cleanup and go home day. Everybody got their stuff taken down and packed up and gathered for breakfast before we were to leave. Let's back up to the day before for a minute. After joining forces with the girls, one of them came up to me and said, "Jake, I did something..." "Ok, what did you do?" I asked. "I found some water balloons... and I took them. What should I do?" I looked both ways to make sure the coast was clear. "Save them for tomorrow!" So during breakfast, we launched a surprise water balloon attack! It was the perfect way to end the week. So anyway, I really enjoyed myself. But most importantly, the girls had a great time and that was because Amber did an amazing job. So I guess that if she's still Camp Director next year, I might drag myself back again for another round...

Father's Day

What a great Father's Day this was! The only thing that could have made it better was if Jeremy was feeling better. I woke up for my early morning meeting at the church and heard a little boy with a nasty sounding cough in the other room. Poor guy ended up having croup as we learned after. Needless to say, we kept him home. Amber and I went to church and had great meetings and got to hear Amber sing in Sacrament Meeting. She did an AMAZING job! I was thinking during the song that I wish I could hear her sing more. I think I'll get my wish because now the cat's outta the bag and lots of people came up to her who want to hear her sing again soon. :) We came back home and Jeremy was very happy to see me. You can tell when he isn't feeling good because then he's in the mood to snuggle. All he wanted was his sippy cup, his shi-shi (blanket), and his daddy. We went downstairs on the couch and he fell asleep in my arms watching the World Cup. (It was even better still because we got to watch Brazil beat up on the Ivory Coast!) After a great nap together, we had Mom, Rob and Aerielle, and Tim and his new girlfriend Tay over for dinner. Amber made chicken parmigiana and it was freaking awesome! Everyone had a great time and it was really cool having Tay there. She's actually from Joao Pessoa where I served my mission so I pulled out my mission pics and we got a kick looking at them and talking about the city. It really brought back some great memories. After, we went outside and pulled out one of my Father's Day presents, a new basketball, and played P-I-G and enjoyed a beautiful evening. We finished the night by watching my other Father's Day present, Ghostbusters, and playing games. Today was just one of those good days that make all of the struggles and sacrifices worth it. I'm so lucky...

Jackalope Bros. Teardrop Trailer Co.

Well, we're doing it! Tim and I have decided that we're going to go into the teardrop trailer building business. Nothing to hardcore yet, mostly because we still haven't finished the first. But this will make for a great side job/hobby business. We decided if we're going to do this we'd better look official as well. Here's our logo and name:

So spread the word! Jackalope Bros. Teardrop Trailer Co. is now in business! Steeeeeeezy!

Family Hike

With Girl's Cramp approaching we decided to take a family hike one day up above Kaysville. Jeremy got really excited and wanted to take a pack too. So we took his puppy pack with a few snacks and of course, he had his beads from Grandpa. We had a great little hike and saw lots of wild flowers and even a little bunny. My family rocks. Great afternoon!