So today, something happened I never ever wanted to experience... I got pooped on by a seagull. At least I think it was a seagull... We left Home Depot and walked across the parking lot to the car. I was strapping Jeremy into his car seat when I noticed a poo smell, but didn't know where it was coming from. We drove to Blockbuster and I went inside to rent a movie. I was in the middle of the store when I noticed the poo smell again. That's when I glanced at my left shoulder and saw the white/yellow/brown stain all over my shirt. Apparently the bird wasn't feeling well because it was worse than normal. All that I could do was call Amber, who was out in the car, and say, "Something TERRIBLE happened..." Thankfully, I don't think anyone noticed, even though I was standing with my sleeve folded over the mess with my hand on my chin in an inquisitive pose to shield my embarrassment. You always hear about that kind of thing happening, but never think it'll happen to you. Well, not today. Been there, experienced that. I was gonna take a picture, but that seemed over the top. Yuck.
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